Episode 8:
Meeting Minutes by Dr. Jackson
Attendees: Me, Grogu (represented by cooing)
Location: My office, because I've been kidnapped too many times to bother with an official meeting room
Agenda: Coping strategies for repeated abduction
Minutes:
Me: "Okay, so rule number one—and I can't stress this enough—always check if your kidnapper has a monologue prepared. If they do, they're not going to kill you immediately. You have time."
Grogu: attentive coo
Me: "Rule two: Make friends with your fellow captives. I've met some of my best contacts while imprisoned by various System Lords, rogue NID agents, and that one time with the energy beings."
Grogu: sad coo
Me: "Yeah, it happens a lot. You get used to it. Sort of."
Door opens. Vala Mal Doran walks in
Vala: "Oh good, a support group! Can I join? I've been kidnapped seventeen times this year."
Me: "It's only March."
Vala: "Your point?"
Grogu: excited coo, floats a pen
Vala: "Oh he's adorable! Can he steal things for me?"
Me: "That's... not what his powers are for."
Vala: "Shame."
Action items:
- Develop universal escape signal
- Create comfort items care package for kidnapping victims
- Teach Grogu that just because you CAN Force-choke your kidnapper doesn't mean you SHOULD (this one's important)
Next meeting: Probably in a Goa'uld cell somewhere. Bring snacks.
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